The Dumbest Criminals ever

The Dumbest Criminals ever.

One of the fastest way to get rich is robbing. That’s of course not easy but if you think an average criminal ends up with all the cash, you got to read this.

1)  Once in 2008,three people were dumbstruck at the sight of a credit card with the name “Shah Rukh Khan” printed on it. The three spent that card on shopping. Of course, there may be more than one Shah Rukh Khan. The slight chances of those three escaping without any troubles was washed off when one of the guys signed one of the transactions with his own name: Vinay Vijay Thambe. They were caught and it turned out that SRK had indeed lost his card. Next time you go out on such an adventure, remember not to follow the theory “Whats in a name?”

2)  Alexander D. Smith was not an expert with currency matters, though I salute his exceptional thinking. He once walked into a US bank to open an account with a $1 million note. Great idea isn’t it? Except that there is no such thing as a $1 million note.

3)  Philip Williams wasn’t quite satisfied with the products he had just bought. So he stopped two Florida officers and asked if they would mind testing the cocaine he had bought just to make sure he had made the right deal. Good news- it was cocaine. Bad news- they arrested him.

4)  Youtube and other such video sharing sites may be a good resource for the common man. But criminals are advised to shun the spotlight. Robert Echeverria once successfully scammed the Del Taco fast food chain by making them believe that he was the CEO of the company whose order had been botched. Echeverria was so pleased with his free eats that he along with his friends shot a movie called “How to scam Del Taco” and posted it on youtube. The movie gathered a lot of attention, especially from cops who promptly arrested the would-be executive.

5)  Police responded to the report of a run-away criminal. The officers chased Blake Leak, through the streets and the embankment. It seemed bleak for Leak until the cops took a tumble. Bleak seized the opportunity and took refuge on the grounds of a large building. He might have been the unluckiest of all, as the building turned out to be a local landmark, the famous Sing Sing maximum security prison.